The Aspidistras are Gerardine Coyne and Maria Hodson. They write and perform comedy, sometimes with guitars.   'Fantastically funny...reminiscent of French and Saunders at their best' The Big Issue Scotland ★★★★ 'Dark, dry and delightful' Three Weeks★★★★ 'Unpretentious, intelligent and funny' The Scotsman 'Leaves you feeling doused in sunshine' The Stage 'Bone-dry, original and very, very funny' Word Magazine

Our show 'Hi Noon!' is at Just the Tonic our lovely venue from 2009 and 2010.

Time: 12 noon (obviously) 13-26 August (not 14)

The Aspidistras are performing in Comedian Dies in the Middle of a Joke in collaboration with Ross Sutherland, Rich Morris and Joe Deeney. We are VERY excited! The show is at 14:30 daily in the Pleasance Dome (venue 23) Dates:  4 – 27 Aug 2011 (not 13) THE ASPIDISTRAS perform in the show 14-27 Aug Tickets: £9 [...]

Date: Wednesday 6 June/Doors 7.30pm/Bar KICK, 126-127 Shoreditch High Street, E1 6JE Tickets: £3 on the door Put that Rocky theme tune music on because The KICK Ass Ladies Night team has been in training for months to bring you an energetic evening of the most dextrus verbal gymnastics. Team coaches The Aspidistras have put [...]

Monday Jan 23 The Aspidistras: Anthology This is a compilation show of our greatest hits and best bits over the past four years, shambolically strung together for your pleasure. Come and see your favourites re-run and re-mastered, and for those who’ve missed previous shows and gigs and stuff, this one goes out to you. £5 [...]